Aggregate \Ag"gre*gate\, a. [L. aggregatus, p. p.]

Formed by a collection of particulars into a whole mass or sum; collective. To bring together. Syn: To heap up; accumulate; pile; collect.


Friday, November 12, 2010

Again with the Hair?

I have this little precious vial of cream. As you may remember I am having an ongoing facial acne crisis where my zits think I am 16 and my wrinkles think I am 70. Awesomesauce. A fugly, humiliating combination. But there are people starving so get some perspective right?! Ughhhhhhhh....
Just so you know who we are dealing with here.
Anyhoo this precious little vial has silver in it. Whatever that means. So every night I have been putting the concoction onto my face and it seems to be helping. Or I respond well to sugar pills. I am easily persuaded and have a penchant for carpet baggers and psychosomatic tendencies.

I digress, the silver potion is working. That is, it was working until my almost three year old daughter found it and squeezed the entire contents of the precious little vial into her hair. My only precious little vial. That was a gift. So its not like I can just run out and grab another. It has to be shipped from Never-Never Land.

After having a ridiculous ugly-cry overreaction to the situation I snuggled my gross, cream-covered, sticky-headed little Bean till she slept. And in the morning I brushed her dry, matted little mess. I could have washed it out I suppose, but I brushed it anyway. And it felt good.


  1. Once again, I laughed out loud!
    (Snorted I think.) Isla's great!

  2. 1. Are we the same person? I have the same zit-wrinkle combination! I thought I was the only one!! I'm 85 years old from the eyes up and 16 years old from the nose down. Sad trombone.

    2. Oh Isla. But how can you be angry at that face? (you can't be, which is why you snuggled her and brushed her hair- because you are such an amazing mom) What a cutie pie sweet little girl!

  3. You a wonderful writer my dear.


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